"Yeah, I'm getting to that part. First I went and sat under a tree for a while to get a time comparison - and while I was there, this really tall scary-looking woman pulled up on a sled to ask me who I was and what I was doing there, and if I was human or not. With the heavy implication that she wasn't. And when I said yes, she smiled the creepiest smile of all time and invited me to come sit with her on her sled and have a hot drink. Which I didn't want to do, but I didn't like my chances if I tried to run away, so I went with it. And she asked me a bunch more questions - and the first time I tried to lie to her after the drink she gave me, when she asked if I'd seen anyone else there, instead of 'no' I ended up saying 'a faun'."
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Date: 2014-06-21 10:04 pm (UTC)