"I don't die if you set me on fire," he says. "I don't die if you build a fire bigger than I am and throw me in. I don't die if you cut my head off or put a sword through my heart. I don't die if I drink molten lead! I don't die if you lock me in an oven, and I don't die if you crush me under an enormous rock, annnnd I don't die if you hold me underwater and cut my throat, I just end up trapped in ice for a year! Isn't that lovely?"
He does not sound like he thinks it is lovely. These are the emphatically fake-cheerful tones of someone sarcastically remarking that it's just wonderful how their house has caught fire and burned to the ground taking with it all of their belongings and their elderly grandmother and the family pet.
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Date: 2015-10-19 10:16 pm (UTC)He does not sound like he thinks it is lovely. These are the emphatically fake-cheerful tones of someone sarcastically remarking that it's just wonderful how their house has caught fire and burned to the ground taking with it all of their belongings and their elderly grandmother and the family pet.