the golden age

[deepest_magic]

When the party has died down, Isabella, for one, is well and truly exhausted. She explores the palace until she finds a room with a bed in it, and into this bed she flops, still in her clothes and holding her staff and carrying the cordial in her pocket. She sleeps late, because the party kept her up so late and she hadn't really slept the night before; but around noon, she stirs, and gets up, and goes looking for James and wherever her backpack may have got to. The backpack she finds in the great hall where the principal mass of the party was; some enterprising creature took both bags from the battlefield at Beruna up to the castle for them, and she only wishes she knew who it was. She takes her bag to her room and carries James's with her and continues looking for her friend.

Comments

[neverbeatme]

"Yeah. I doubt that too. And there's just no way, for the sake of the creatures of Narnia, that I could ever let him out. Even if I was sure he wouldn't try anything, even if it was just to throw him in a volcano. For that matter throwing him in a volcano might not be something I'd want to announce to the public. It's a bit too... brutal."

[deepest_magic]

"A bit. I mean, he'd prefer it, but it would be difficult to explain that to a million creatures who are concerned about the extent of our correctional system."

[neverbeatme]

"Yes. The same with the electrical generator, for that matter. Can you imagine trying to industrialize Narnia with that as our first example of the use of electricity...?"

[deepest_magic]

"It wouldn't have to be publicized, since it'd all happen in the dungeon, but yeah. Although I'm still not sure we ought to industrialize Narnia at all."

[neverbeatme]

"It's a nice option to have in case there's ever a situation where it would obviously help."

[deepest_magic]

"Yeah. ...Also I think the electric chair was a really early use of electricity on Earth but I'd have to look it up."

[neverbeatme]

"The impact would be different here... and I'm not sure I like 'conduct a secret project to electrocute our prisoner' much better than 'openly electrocute our prisoner', considering the sort of thing that would happen if people started getting the impression that we sometimes conduct secret projects to do things to prisoners, even if they didn't find out exactly what. It's a mess."

[deepest_magic]

"Yeah. I wonder if he's unconscious while he's stabbed in the heart. We could toss him an icicle occasionally if he'd rather. I don't want to be inhumane to improve our PR for how humane we are, but..."

[neverbeatme]

"But we have a prisoner who desperately wants to die, and if we wanted to kill him we would have to keep trying drastic and awful-sounding measures until we found one that worked. Yeah. And the other thorny PR problem is that any hint he might have been given a chance to escape could send a mild panic around, and actually letting him escape is pretty likely to start a major one, even if 'letting him escape' means something like 'throwing him into a volcano' where we took him out of his cell to kill him but can't verify that he actually died."

[deepest_magic]

"He was loose and there wasn't an active hunt for him for years and people lived with that, but - yeah, it's different if we had him and let him out."

[neverbeatme]

"And it was different when he had never done anything during our reign. Now he's done something, and it was big and splashy and scared a lot of creatures, and the situation is no longer 'Eternal Winter was a figure of terror during the reign of the White Witch, which is now over', it's 'Eternal Winter is a figure of terror who is locked safely away in the dungeons of Cair Paravel from which he can never escape so nobody has to worry'."

James sighs.

"I wish he'd just asked nicely. I mean - I think I understand what he means when he says there's no way he would ever have thought to do that. But I still wish he'd just asked nicely."

[deepest_magic]

"Yeah. Then it could have been 'Eternal Winter wishes only to pay for his crimes with his life, which is logistically difficult but please don't be alarmed' - and now that would just freak out poor bunnies and dryads and so on who never did anything to deserve it."

[neverbeatme]

"Yeah."

[deepest_magic]

"Well, maybe you can - psychologize him enough to figure out how to make the best of the situation."

[neverbeatme]

"I'll try. Later."

Now is hug time.

[deepest_magic]

It is definitely hug time.

[neverbeatme]

Hug is definitely the time that it is.

[deepest_magic]

But after a while of hug time it is notebooking time.

[neverbeatme]

James goes and takes care of completely unrelated paperwork for a little while, until she is sure she can treat Winter as a problem to be solved on his own terms and not as the person who just kidnapped her wife.

Then she goes down to the dungeon.

[jackfrostbite]

Winter is still huddled miserably on the floor of his cell, but no longer actively weeping.

[neverbeatme]

"Winter," she says.

[jackfrostbite]

He doesn't move, and it's a while before he speaks.



"You're not going to kill me, are you."

[neverbeatme]

"It... presents some serious logistical difficulties," she says.

[jackfrostbite]

"Then I don't see what there is for us to discuss."

[neverbeatme]

"No?"